what doesn’t kill you fucks you up mentally and affects your ability to have stable relationships with other human beings
and then a week later appeared at a con
tells West to take a picture of him on his death bed, coughing and weak and he’s like in his out of breath voice, ‘son.. you gotta do this.. please.. my last wish..’
and west sighs and takes out his phone and takes a picture of misha with his hands on his chest criss-crossed and his eyes closed. he then takes the phone from west and slowly types:
‘see you in the other side, bitchez!!! ttyl! bbq!’
(Source: heathyr)
- Look at this sexy Greek.
- He’s going to ruin everything.
- Zeus is gonna fuck someone
- Hera overreacts big time
everybody dies
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
the news is just some person saying “good evening” and then giving reasons why it’s not
you know when this pops up and ur like shit has it been 4 hours already
Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”
My entire educational experience summed up in one sentence.
My entire life summed up in one sentence.
(Source: loptr-laufeyjarson)
ive never had a boner isnt that weird
*screams*
I WANT TO HUG HIS BIG FLUFFY HEAD FOREVERRRr
He’s all ‘HUMAN HOW DID YOU GET A DOG INSIDE THIS MACHINE’
(Source: josies-stupid-gifs)
let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity
my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.
my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy
well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16






